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- I'm gonna do it! - I'm gonna do it!
"Useless Members' Ass-Off Game"!
Super-easy-to-get-together game!
[Super-easy-to-get-together game]
- Okay! - Useless members!
- Useless members? - A while ago,
there was a video of us not sleeping.
And, well, in any video,
there are members who say,
Wow, we couldn't do it at all this time.
On the other hand, there are members who say,
Okay, I'll do my best for them.
And there are members who say, "Wow," right?
- Useless... - Useless...
Well, in that video, we couldn't do it.
Three of us did our best.
That doesn't always mean you do your best
or you don't do your best all the time.
- It changes all the time. - It changes all the time.
So, we're going to use a simple game
and see how much you can do
by predicting
other people's efforts.
and see how much you can do
by predicting other people's efforts.
- Okay! - Okay! - Ikuto-san!
Oh!
How many are in there?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
...ten.
Okay, everyone, without any consultation,
from now on, how many cream puffs you're going to eat,
let me know with your fingers.
Yes, and if the total is ten, it's perfectly okay.
But if it's more than ten, everyone's working too hard.
If everyone works too hard,
it's a waste of time to work hard, isn't it?
"Everyone's doing their best," like that.
On the contrary, if you don't go for ten,
you won't be able to work hard at all,
and you'll be like, "Why is this video?"
So it's definitely better if it's ten, right?
One, two, three!
Zero!
Yes!
That was close!
Toshimi-san got three, Ryo-san got four, and Yumemaru- san got four,
so Tetsuya-kun got zero.
That's a total of eleven, so you failed!
Yumemaru got four, and I got five!
I thought it was either one of those.
But now, everyone's naturally like, "Tetsuya's got zero,"
so you're able to calculate things like that, right?
Well, you know, like, "That guy's probably like this,"
I'm not good at this,
No, I think I can do this,
things like that.
Well, we've prepared a variety of lessons for you this time,
so you'll be learning them.
Well, for now, please eat your lunch at three, four, four.
Oh!
Thank you for the food!
I'm sorry we couldn't do our best, right?
Day one, two, one, two.
We couldn't do our best.
It can't be helped, it can't be helped.
Day one, two, one, two.
Now for the first challenge!
Well, everyone, you know that you love goblins, right?
Well, this time we've prepared one of those goblins.
Here it is!
It's like killing how many prisoners of war you want to kill.
I see.
The four of you should drink nine small glasses of "wildsarky" eight years old.
I thought it would be hard!
I want to drink both alcohol and milk!
If we were in Hanayama, we'd do it like this.
I think we can do it.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Well, Tetsuya, you stay where you are.
The other three of you should go to the end of hell.
Yes.
♪ If you drink alcohol ♪
♪ Gojudo, Gojudo ♪
♪ Aidavia, Gojudo ♪
Tetsuya, you have 30 seconds for this mission.
30 seconds?!
Go ahead.
Is it eight?
Two cups each is eight.
If one of you does his best, it's 2-2-2-3.
I got it.
Ready, set, game!
Start!
It's hard!
Hanayama is amazing!
How can he drink this?!
He's already drunk.
No, but it's two.
Yes.
Four, three, two, one.
Time's up!
So you drank two cups of alcohol?
Yes.
So you're going to drink two more cups of alcohol and switch places.
Don't tell anyone about how many cups you drank in hell.
♪ Tomorrow is happy ♪
5 seconds!
3, 2, 1, end!
Yes, then I got three.
By the way, why did you get three?
It's in the English translation in Japanese, and this three is here.
Mr. Tetsuya, ah!
Are you drinking?
I'm drunk.
what? You're not drunk in such a moment.
(As a result of drinking, he is drunk first.)
Ready, set, go!
It's one or two, right?
Someone has to drink three times, but I can't drink three times.
However, they are all good friends and there are two people who drink three times.
The end.
Finished!
That's what it is.
Yes, once.
Yes, if it's equal...
No, no, no.
Ryo-san!
I won't say it in an instant.
It's 2, 2, 2, 3.
Ready, set, go!
I want to drink a lot and stretch my arms twice.
It's 30 seconds, so I want some time.
10 seconds.
10 seconds left.
5
4
3
2
1
Time's up!
Umemaru got 4.
By the way, can I ask you something like a consideration?
Wait a minute.
The first round is over!
I'd like to announce the results right away.
9 losses and clear.
9 losses, right?
I thought it was 10.
A total of four people.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Is there a fool?
One of us is not a helper, and one of us is a fool.
Impossible discovery.
Then I'll say it.
A total of four people.
10 losses!
You too!
No!
Give me a good one!
If you think it's tough, you don't have to work hard, if you put it like that.
That's right.
You know, you work hard.
This person is like this, so there is something like that.
There is also a role that makes you do your best in your field of expertise.
No, it's a pity.
It's a pity.
I see.
You can do it.
No, there is something like that.
No, but it's a bit of a painful project, so everyone here will do it in pain as the text says.
No!
Bloodbath!
Wow!
Continuous!
A total of 17 times for four people.
That's amazing!
What?
Isn't four enough?
Mr. Shibayu, who killed his heart, will do it in a row.
I'm dizzy.
He's not human.
Troll!
Wow!
Troll!
Now, Mr. Teja, 17 times.
Yes, I completely understood the numbers.
Yes.
I think it's six.
One person is four, and one is not enough.
So I think it's better to say about six.
And he says, "Well, I'll say four."
So I'm three.
I see.
On the contrary, this is a pattern that Mr. Tetsuya will indulge in.
That's right.
I'm three.
I'm tired and I'm out of breath.
Don't forget!
My blood temperature is too high and I'm out of breath.
Please eat your teeth.
Go ahead!
Teeth?
Ouch!
This is amazing!
No, it was stronger than I thought.
It's stronger than I thought.
I'm doing my best.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wow!
This is no good.
It's black!
I'm not hungry.
Mr. Keishi is shaking quite a bit.
I see.
I was going to say four.
I see.
Now, Mr. Shibai, please say the same number as before.
Yes.
Ready, go!
Ouch!
You bastard!
This is no good.
When I said 17 times, I was like "Wow!"
Four is not bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll aim for you later.
How many times will you do it?
I'll do it five times.
Five times?
Yes.
Here I go.
Okay.
*cough* *cough* *cough*
It hurts!
*cough*
It hurts! It hurts!
Well, well, well, well...
Your reactions are so different from the last two.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I think I have a strong impression of pain.
Well...
I think I have to avoid it as much as possible.
Well, I'll do it five times.
Yes, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, Mr. Yumemaru!
How many times should we do it?
Four times!
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
So, Mr. Shibai!
Please!
Yes!
You're not too strong!
*cough*
Well, yes...
He's not so...
You're not too strong!
He's done some brave swings.
He's not in the middle, but only to the right.
Well...
What?
Well...
I don't know.
You did it 17 times.
- Yeah. - I won.
Yurina's total...
16 times!
Seriously?
Who is it?
Did you read it wrong?
Okay, Tezuka-san.
Mine is 3.
Huh?
4.
5.
4.
Wow!
No, it's 4, 4, 4, 5.
Yeah, if you cross it and someone says 5 for sure...
Yeah, so I think it's me.
I'll take one.
I see.
First of all, you started with 6.
Oh, I'm 6-7.
Oh, I see.
Would it have been better if I was 6?
It wasn't that hard.
It was pretty painful, wasn't it?
It was painful, it was painful.
But I could do it.
Ah, that's a shame.
That's a shame.
It's amazing that you're wrong.
Yeah, it's funny.
Next mission.
Okay.
The four of you will do 15 monobokes.
Huh?!
That's a lot.
15!
15 is a lot!
You have one minute.
Well, if you get something, you can leave it there.
So you can start from there and do it in one minute.
Oh, I see.
Okay, so everyone but Tezuka-san, please take off your masks.
Okay.
I see.
Okay, Shibai-san, thank you very much.
No problem.
Can I use it?
Can you leave like that, you idiot?
Huh?
Can you leave?
Don't surprise me like that, okay?
You!
Bontan-san.
It's Bontan-san!
Secret weapon.
Okay, Tezuka-san, please open your eyes and ears.
Okay.
This time, you have one minute.
It's short, isn't it?
Yes, it's 15.
On average, if you're going to do it, is it one person doing three or four?
Well, I'd like to leave it at four, wouldn't I?
I see.
If it's too funny, I'll stop you.
I see.
Okay, when you open your eyes, you have one minute.
Okay.
Here we go.
Don't be nervous.
Ready, start!
Oh, there's a lot of them!
I see, I see.
Huh?
It's hard to catch up.
Huh?
It's hard to catch up.
Ah, it's pretty hard, it's pretty hard.
Thirty seconds.
Ready...
I'm not telling you the quality this time.
What's coming out?
Nine, eight, seven, six...
Seven, eight...
Oh, no!
Time's up!
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
I did it like this.
Anyway, you got two.
Thank you for your hard work.
I feel like I've got a lot of different things going on.
This time, it's not something you can do because you want to do it.
It may be more important than the quality.
Let's go!
One minute! Ready...
Start!
Oh!
Yes, look at this.
Three, two, one!
Hello.
Okay.
I'm Yonemura...Baka...Bakashiro.
I'm not asking you about the quality of this time, so let's keep going.
I can't be Ultraseven with this!
Okay.
Bakim, okay?
Yes, okay.
Five, four, three, two...
Wait a minute...
Time's up!
I don't think I can grill meat.
I'm sorry.
It's impossible!
You may be able to think slowly, but you're in a hurry again.
But I like this impatience.
Yes.
Anyway, it's three.
What's your goal?
I think I'll do my best, so I'll think about it and do my best.
Okay.
One minute! Ready...
Start!
Oh!
Oh, I see.
Please choose your number carefully.
Let's do 20 seconds.
It's short.
The new Shinkansen is quite unique.
Okay.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Finished!
It's finished.
It's one.
But I think it's okay.
I think other drivers have done it too much.
My goal is four.
Four?
Four.
I see.
Ready, start!
Oh! What is it?
What?
Wait a minute! I don't know!
What is it?
20 seconds.
Hentai Kamen is here!
Okay.
Hey! Can you hear me?!
Okay.
What is it?
Well...
Is this what you call "sand heart"?
I didn't know that.
Five, four...
Finished!
Three?
Three.
Okay. Is it difficult?
It's difficult.
I think you think about it all of a sudden.
Okay, please wait there.
Thank you for your hard work.
You cleared it with 15 in total.
Okay.
I'd like to announce the results.
Okay.
The result is...
9!
I think so.
I couldn't reach it.
It was difficult.
Shibayu-san, what do you think was the best one?
I think it was Tetsuya's first one.
Oh, your first one.
Huh?
Ocarina!
Oh, you!
Huh?
It's over.
By the way, Shibayu-san has been looking at this for a long time.
Well, it's been a long time for him to think about it.
That's right. In this situation...
What if Shibayu-san was here?
No!
I don't like it.
If you wear this attachment, you can hear the sound of a hairdryer in your hand.
Oh, I see.
Hahaha!
Oh, cute!
So far, it's a pity or not a pity, but...
Whether you like it or not, this is the final challenge.
Let's do it!
Oh!
Huh?
Oh!
It's a challenge where you don't drink a lot of curry water.
Wow!
What does this mean?
One cup of curry roux is 240 grams.
Oh, yes.
The four of you should eat 480 grams in total.
Does that mean two cups?
That's right. Two cups for four people.
And in that turn, please drink 500 grams of water in total.
One cup?
One cup for four people.
Wow!
By the way, only curry roux is measured this time.
What about rice?
Rice is free.
Oh, can I eat it?
Yes.
I'd like to do it for two minutes this time.
Two minutes?
Wow!
Well, I can eat it for three minutes, but I can't eat it for four minutes.
That's right.
I can eat it for four minutes.
Now, are you ready, richard?
I also need water, right?
Yes.
If I eat this, I will drink a lot of water.
Yes.
I think it's not good.
I see.
There is a possibility of crushing both, so I will do my best in the middle and in the middle.
Yes.
Then, for water, I will reduce the amount of water or I will be serious about curry and sacrifice water.
Oh, it's interesting.
Let's go.
Ready, go!
I'll drink curry once!
Wow!
Go!
You're good at this.
What is it?
It's bad!
It's spicy and delicious.
I want to drink water!
Is it good?
It tastes like the worst.
It's a mud of hell.
But I want to do my best!
You're doing your best.
I think you drank about half of it.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Stop!
Don't drink water!
We'll weigh you, so please wait a little.
Can't I drink water?
You can't drink water.
I want to eat fire.
I want to eat fire!
We have the result.
You drank 108g of water.
I can't breathe!
And you drank 107g of curry.
It wasn't enough for four people.
Didn't I do my best?
I think you did your best.
You drank 107g of water.
Can you give me more water?
Everyone might think the same thing.
Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Why are you swimming?
I can't stop.
If I stop, I'll die.
The second one is Toshimitsu.
By the way, Toshimitsu, how much will you do your best?
I don't think I'll do my best.
But it's impossible for me to drink hot water.
This time, you'll do your best.
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
I'll do it!
Anyone can drink first.
I'll do it!
Hold it with your cells!
I can't do it at all...
Wait, wait, wait! I really can't do it!
Hey, hey, hey! I can't do it at all!
He's knocking it out with one drink!
Huh? Wait, I can't do it!
You have one minute and ten seconds!
Wait, I really can't do it!
I really can't do it!
Come on!
Wait, wait, wait!
What? What is it?
I think the rice is too big...
No, it's too small...
Time's up!
Wait, I couldn't do anything!
- Okay, we're done weighing. - Okay.
You didn't drink any water, so that's zero grams.
- Okay, Toshimi-san, and the curry... - Yes?
That's 22 grams.
- That's quite a lot. - Toshimi-san, you didn't say that.
No, I really said it!
Okay, Ryo-san...
They say that spiciness is pain, so I'm sure you're good at it, too.
Is that so?
How much do you plan to eat?
70%.
70%!
70% to 10%.
Okay, good luck!
You have two minutes!
Start!
Ah, it's spicy!
Okay, you can eat as much rice as you like.
It's hot!
Wow, but it's amazing!
You're just swallowing the spoon with your mouth full of water!
My stomach!
My stomach is full of water!
3, 2, 1, time's up!
- Argh! - I'll measure it.
- Oh, there's a little bit left. - There's a little bit left.
- But you didn't drink any water at all, did you? - No.
- I didn't think it was the right time for me to be drinking. - I see.
Hurry up and measure it! Hurry up and measure it!
- Your goal is 480 grams. - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- 212 grams! - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Do you have anything you want to say? - I want you to get well soon.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- What's your goal? - Wow, my goal is...
Well, I think I should eat about 140 grams.
- Is it a little less than half of what you ate a year ago? - A little less.
- Let's do it. Ready, go! - Let's do it.
- Oh, I see. - I'm not particularly bad with spicy food.
- Yeah, this spiciness. - Do you like spicy food?
- Oh, this is... - It's really good!
- You continue to drink and work hard this time. - But it's too hot!
- It's spicy! - Really!
- But you're enjoying the spiciness. - Yeah.
- You have 50 seconds left. - Okay.
- Oh, it's just water! - Yeah, it'd be a shame if you threw up.
- Four, three, two, one... - Time's up!
- I think that's about it. - Okay, okay.
- You're barely drinking water, right? - Yeah.
- I'll weigh you down, so please wait. - Okay.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Well, this time, you can't really drink water, right? - Yeah.
- So, let's say you can drink up to 10 grams of rice. - Oh, yeah!
- I'll end the video by saying that you succeeded from 470 grams to 490 grams. - Okay.
- First of all, I'll announce the amount of curry. - Okay.
- The total amount of curry is...
- 471 grams! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- A great success! - Yeah!
- A great success! - A great success! Congratulations!
- Amazing! - Great!
- Can I say something? Tetsuya ate 107 grams of curry. - Wow!
- Wow, you ate a lot of curry! - You ate a lot of curry!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's less than a cake, right? - Tetsuya is amazing!
- You're amazing! - And Ryo ate 212 grams of curry.
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- You ate about half of it, right? - Yeah.
- Huh? 300 grams? - This is 300 grams.
- And Yumemaru ate 122 grams of curry. - Wow!
- Fushimi-san ate 22 grams of curry! - Wow!
- I really can't do it. - Huh?
- You can eat more curry than Tetsuya. - I just think I can eat more curry than Tetsuya.
- Huh? - I can't eat curry as Tetsuya's senior.
- Hey, stop it! - I can't eat it because you said you can't eat it!
- I'm sorry! - This is the result of monoboke.
- I'll do my best with monoboke. - If you can eat 6 monoboke, you can say "I'm fine now."
- You might be upset. - Yeah.
- By the way, there's one more challenge. It's a water challenge. - Yeah.
- It was 500 grams, right? - Yeah.
- It's 490 grams to 510 grams of curry. - Yeah.
- It's a total of four people! - Yeah.
- 115 grams! - What?
- You don't drink at all. - Huh?
- You don't drink at all. - You don't need to drink, do you?
- Tetsuya-san is drinking 108 grams. - Who? The one who just drank a little?
- Yumemaru is drinking 7 grams. - What is that?
- Really, Tetsuya is drinking about 80%. - Yeah, I thought so, too.
- And we're all drinking about 20%. - Maybe it's 100, 100, 100, 200 or something like that.
- I thought it was bad, but it wasn't. - Oh, I see.
- So you didn't drink at all. - Everyone worked too hard for this.
- No, but in terms of videos, this is a great achievement. - Yeah, yeah.
- Success! - Yay!
- It's not something you say after eating curry like this, but... - Yeah.
- We were able to wipe the butts of those who couldn't do their best. - Yeah.
- With that said, let's continue to help each other. - Yeah.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!